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| Little Summary Picture I drew with crayons because I wanted to be 6 years old again. |
Simon and I walked from 2012 to 2013, traversing the years in 12 hours of random walking.
Yup.
We WALKED.
We met up late in the evening, and since neither of us had a camera, we didn't get any decent photos. I would have loved to post my New Year's outfit but no can do for now! I decided to debut a white denim skirt for 2013 since I've not worn a proper skirt for a long, long time.
Maybe next time I'll get a picture with it! I love to document my life here (as Simon calls it: Documenting my life.) and 12 hours is a very long duration. Fortunately Simon has summed it up pretty accurately :
*WARNING*
THIS IS VERY LONG.
SKIP IF YOU'RE LAZY TO READ.
2012:
Met up at Jurong East where Simon had acid reflux.
- Cash Withdrawal
- Chicken Pie Talk
- Didn't buy tissue
Took the train to Raffles Place.
- Introduction to an app game, The Room
- Completely proved my intelligence
- Found a deserted Raffles Place
- Stalked around the area
- First encounter with up-skirter
- Burger King dinner with A LOT of chili
- Simon fascinated with a sound tube thingy at BK
- Walked down to Starbucks
- Simon got Green Tea Latte
- Served by "Creepy Smiling Guy" in Simon's own words
Continuation of walking.
- Found the customs house and I insisted that it looked like the airport
- Made our way to Marina Bay where we saw electric kites I called "Flying Sperms"
- Discovered a lone wishing ball that floated far away from the rest
- Blessings given to the rogue wishing ball
- Found the "Flying Sperms" controllers further down the road
- Endured an embarrassingly bad singer on a tiny stage
- Went looking for washrooms in Marina Bay Sands Shoppes
- Discovered another mutual friend (Tiny world…)
- Gawked at Harley Davison and Ferrari while fighting off flashing cameras
- Simon plagued with my incessant chattering
- Simon DRAGGED (literally) into Victoria Secrets where he held up pretty well
- Walked past an old lady wearing cool glasses with electric lights
Outside the comfort of air-conditioning.
- Bulldozed our way through too many people
- Narrowly missed a pickpocket TWICE (the same guy!)
- Second encounter with up-skirter
- Admired SEA's first Island Maison and world's largest Louis Vuitton Boutique
- Walked past breakdancing boys
- Enjoyed huge blasts of Wind
My first time entering Gardens by the Bay.
- Beautiful view of urban Singapore
- Introduced my Stickman app game to Simon
- Simon learnt that in life, he should burn the bridges he's crossed, not the bridges he hasn't
- A lot more wind, making walking quite enjoyable
- Decided our moms would love each other if they could get pass the language barrier
- Heard the Killers and Simon thought they were the Kings of Leon (tsktsk!)
- We randomly burst out singing Somebody Told Me by The Killers
- Whoops and high-fives for the Arctic Monkeys
Found ourselves at Marina Barrage.
- I had tears of joy when we heard Paradise from Coldplay
- Uncharacteristic cursing from me when Gangnam Style messed up Paradise
- MORE WIND (YES!)
- Enjoyed the pretty good DJ's mixes
- Chilling in our little spot away from the crowd in the middle of the grass patch
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2013:
- Wicked fireworks display
- Fury of replying well-wishes
- Enjoyed more music while giggling at dancers
- Walked to the back of the stage and soaked in the contrast of tranquility and wild partying
- Simon witnessing for the first time, Singaporean's non-stop Ewah-ing
- Tweeted some pictures while the music got progressively crappier
- Headed down for supper because Simon wants satay
- Met the Satay Boy and had really good satay with Snapple Cranberry juice
- Fun Fact: Alaska was bought from Russia for 2 cents an acre
- Saw a statue and we both agreed Mother Nature has nice breast
- Found another artifact with the sign printed in American English
- Headed to an unopened coffee shop with the tables still unwrapped
- I remarked that the car was smartly parked in an empty parking lot
- Simon said, "There's probably a couple making out in there"
- More sniggers
- Onions assaulting my tongue while I dug the satay cup for cucumbers
- Whipped out Ophelia the iPad to watch some Youtube videos
- Official introduction of Tomorrow Land to Simon
Continuation of walking. Again.
- I liked that the unopened coffee shop had a hand-wash corner with running water
- Headed back to Marina Bay Sands Shoppe
- I started to get tired and quiet and Simon enjoyed me shutting up for once
- Tracked down the cab stand and found it impossible to get a cab
- Gave Simon's mom a call for a pickup
- Simon's mom PMS-ed and left Simon to die
- Accidentally walked into a carpark and Simon declared, "Welcome to my garage!"
We attempt to rescue ourselves.
- Walked to BayFront MRT station and found it closed
- Cursed SMRT for inaccurate information on their website
- Trekked down to Marina Bay MRT station with hope
- Met Simon's juniors who gawked at me (Awkward)
- Let down again when Marina Bay MRT station was closed too
- Simon got a bit mad and started belting out, "OH CHRISTMAS TREE!"
- Whipped out Ophelia and as fate would have it, the Killers were on with Somebody Told Me
- Bumped into the Juniors again (More Awkward)
- We walked ahead and noticed a drunk man
- Drunk man ran across red lights ("cause he can." as Simon says)
- Lent my battered up mobile to a lady because I'm so nice
First time at Lau Pa Sat (old market in Hokkien Dialect), Singapore's first wet market.
- Simon introduced satay pricing to me
- Simon bought some passionfruit tea and my favourite Minute Maid Orange Juice
- Simon napped as I played more of The Room
- Completely stumped Simon with my intelligence
- Continued our walking after I completed one stage in The Room
- Very nice of Simon to help message my sore right shoulder
- Found a 7-11 with tables and dragged Simon to explore it
- I wanted a KitKat but Simon didn't let me get it
- Simon throwing my Orange Juice around which I didn't like (DON'T MESS WITH MY OJ!)
- Administered my "Friend's Test" which Simon passed (Well done!)
- Right shoulder got increasingly pain (Odd because my bag was slung from my left shoulder)
- I bravely ignored the pain and carried on
- We started yelling out songs
- Lots of laughing throughout the night (don't' even remember why)
- Caught sight of the Pinnacle@Duxton which we've been wanting to go to
- Twirled around with my OJ and remarked that I like the name Maxwell
- Almost spat OJ on Simon because I couldn't stop laughing
- Almost spat OJ on Simon because I couldn't stop laughing
- I thought that people walking behind us on the drains sounded like a basketball bouncing
We sat down in front of the Ministry of Development for a rest.
- Got Simon to help massage my shoulder a bit more
- We figured my shoulder is probably strained from my daily swim
- First time seeing a Chinese male gay couple walking past us
- Simon getting excited as he spotted Munahandhizri from YouTube
- Simon suggested Aqua-therapy for my screwed up shoulder (he meant, "Swim some more!")
- I needed the washroom (how convenient)
- Walked a great way towards a coffee shop area
- Simon decided the public toilets should be clean since it was very early in the morning (4+)
- Diagnosed a bulimic in the cubicle beside mine
- We walked all the way down to Chinatown
- Found a 7-11 and Simon got us some muscle spray and fruit tips sweet
- Turned into an alley while I recounted my friend's suicide with her eczema spray
- Simon administered the spray on my right shoulder which was a great relief
- We saw some cops dealing with some gangsters with Simon didn't like
- We detoured up to some really gloomy back alley
- Encountered some cats along the way
- I liked the cats
- Simon was very wary
It was very spooky here.
- Went down a cool spiral staircase
- Came face to face with a pitch black back alley that looked really scary
- Took a wise turn onto a random road
- Somehow we walked towards Boon Tat Street
- Simon introduces to me MudPie or SoilCake
- Stories about gangsters
- Very strange encounter with an old lady with a trolley that sparked my memory of a nightmare
- Walked passed Chinese Methodist Church
- A rooster calling made both of us jump
- I got tensed and Simon just continued walking
Finally, we found our transport home: Tanjong Pagar MRT Station.
- I felt more relaxed as we walked through the super long underpass
- I showed Simon my zombie impersonation and it cracked him up
- We sat down at the train station and waited for an empty enough train to board
- Again, lots of random laughing for no apparent reason
- My shoulder was in major pain and I was in between laughing and crying
- Simon had on his WTF expression and it made me laugh
- We saw this funny man and couldn't help sniggering
- Simon tried to smile with teeth and it made me laugh so hard that my shoulder hurt more
- We got on the 6th train where I got a seat (thankfully)
- Simon had to stand and visited the pearly gates about 6 times before we got to my stop
- Simon finally gets a seat beside me and knocks out for 2 stops
- Extremely silent as we walked from the train station to the bus stop
- Took the bus and I kept bumping my head on the divider for god knows how many times
- Simon diagnosed me as self-destructive
- Awkward tired goodbyes as Simon sends me to my block
Conclusion of the 13 hour date (minus traveling home time) was me texting Simon a thank you message and losing consciousness.
The first day of 2013 saw me STILL cleaning out my wardrobe. Absolutely loathe clearing out my clothes because I LOVE THEM! Who doesn't!? *glares*
I do know the importance of keeping your wardrobe fresh and new though, so I shall grit my teeth and continue clearing.
Just a side note:
My wardrobe is not usually messy. I hauled all my clothes from my bed into the wardrobe to get a quick picture. You don't want to see the wardrobe beside this one!
Of course, the 2013 meal.
My meal of 2013 is an onion omelette that I whipped up really easily and I had this with some porridge.
Why am I putting up pictures of onions and eggs?
It's the 2013 madness disease my darlings.
DON'T CATCH IT!
Kudos to you if you managed to read the whole post!




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