Prawning Is Not A Word

Simon is being judgemental

I caught them all HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I DID I DID I DID

Preparing for work in Shanghai

I've been bugging Simon to go prawn fishing with Simon's girlfriend and guess what that jerk did? He went with his cousin instead. FUCKER MUCH YOU MOTHAFUCKER!!!! But he made it up by going with me again. We went to Haibin at Puggol which happened to be really near his place and really far from mine. (Insert female stupidity here)

Less than 10 minutes since we plopped our first rod in, Simon got a prawn. Why'd you have to show off our pro-ness so soon Simon? Right after him, I landed a prawn myself. My ego hit jackpot when a cute teenager mustered up the courage to ask me, "How did you catch that? I have't caught anything for 2 hours." I pulled the humble-pie out from my inner platinum and gold-plated oven and gave a google worthy answer because being snobby is no good. 

I'm really proud of Simon for being the manly man and unhooking every single prawn while I showed off my rare kitchen skills. I skewered every single prawn by watching them struggle helplessly in my hands before I poke a stick through their body and brains and then gleefully leaving them squirming in pain on the fire pit. We then proceeded to watching them barbecue alive, after which I fed Simon and sucked the brains out of them dead prawnies. 

Enjoy every fucking little things in life. Suck them brains out.